At the Door
...and when I opened the front door that Sunday morning, I found a visitor!
(mouse over the photos for his responses)![The player The player](images/mantis1.jpg)
What the... "Dude, you scared the heck out of me!"
![Well, it's not like I can reach the doorbell... Well, it's not like I can reach the doorbell...](images/mantis2.jpg)
"So what are you doing here?!?"
![I was looking for this chick... I was looking for this chick...](images/mantis3.jpg)
"A chick?" "A mantis chick?" "Here?" "You've got to be kidding me..."
![Yeah, you had a photo up at your place a while back. She's hot, man! Yeah, you had a photo up at your place a while back. She's hot, man!](images/mantis4.jpg)
"This gal?"
![Sweet Susie... Sweet Susie...](images/mantis5.jpg)
"Ummm... Listen, I'd better tell you a ..."
![Dude!!! That's her! Dude!!! That's her!](images/mantis6.jpg)
"Trust me, pal; she's not what she seems..."
![Ah, come on. Hook me up! Ah, come on. Hook me up!](images/mantis7.jpg)
"No, really, Dude, let her be." ........ "Here, let me show you another shot of her..."
![Holy!!! I'm outa' here. Thanks, man... Holy!!! I'm outa' here. Thanks, man...](images/mantis8.jpg)
"No problem; there'll be other chicks..."
Why did he fly off?
Are you sure you want to know?
Okay, but you were warned before you came over here!
![What? Can't a girl enjoy a little lunch? What? Can't a girl enjoy a little lunch?](images/halloweenmantis.jpg)
Happy Halloween!